What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill