What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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He ran out of little boys

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A Racist!

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died