Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?