Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What country is ill?

A: Germany.