What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.