What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown