How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!