How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.