How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

New House Jokes More New House Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"