Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"