How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!