How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight