Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!