What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.