What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.