What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.