What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.