What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner