How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.