How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.