How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.