How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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Hop in !

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.