How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.