What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.