What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.