Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What else?

You've walked out of wife"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site