Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.