How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.