Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!