Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda