Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.