When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !