How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.