How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!