Define "light bulb".
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Socrates
A contemplate
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.