How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Previous Random Joke Next
Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.