How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what