How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw