How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!