How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.