What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "