None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
One Brazillion.
Violent revolutions never change anything.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
Both think the shorter the better.