Subscriber Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Askreddit Jokes More Askreddit Jokes

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

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Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!