Subscriber Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Askreddit Jokes More Askreddit Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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