What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!