How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.