How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...