How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.