How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.