How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....