What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture