What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.