A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
One because his knee grows.
Because they pack light.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.