It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
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Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Depends how powerful the blender is
Depends.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
