How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.