How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams