How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.