How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!