How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.