How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Wanna go swimming?

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Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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The Mersenne Twister.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.