You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Who's asking
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Count for yourself...
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
