What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!