How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin