Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

Billy Squid Jokes More Billy Squid Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.