Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

Billy Squid Jokes More Billy Squid Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.