Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.