What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody