What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."