How many times did you get tackled?

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.