Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.