Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.