Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Half a cheetah.
Half a dog.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Brush their teeth!
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Half a dog
half a dog Derek, s01e05
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Half a dog!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
m:bleeding Twice
Half a cat
A rebel without a gauze
half-a-dog!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How about bleeding white
They both bled for me.
Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Show me your nose!"
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
They have no home to run to
Obviously not the Family Doctor
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A widow
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
A margarita hits the spot every time!
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
They are out standing in the field
Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
