Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Half a cheetah.
Half a dog.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Brush their teeth!
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Half a dog
half a dog Derek, s01e05
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Half a dog!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
m:bleeding Twice
Half a cat
A rebel without a gauze
half-a-dog!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How about bleeding white
They both bled for me.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
He/she's not sitting or standing!
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Windscreen vipers.
His clean fingers.
A denom-nom-nominator!
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
What base you're counting in.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...
