What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.