What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.