How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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Listening to an antijoke.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.