How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.