How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture