What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What's the best thing about being black?

Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!