What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!